The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything have accomplished a monumental feat in silliness. After collecting votes from VeggieTales fans everywhere, these lazy scalawags are ready to tally up the votes, and with a little help from their silly song tabulator, "The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness," they will count down the ten silliest songs of all time.

A young woman disguises herself as a man to take her ailing father's place as a conscripted soldier.